From taraljc:
If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

Edit: Note that I'm not going to write any of these, I'm just curious.

Gacked from lizbee and rj_anderson:
If you could make a request in a ficathon that you knew I would be assigned, what would it be? I probably won't write any of these, so don't think of it as binding, and feel free to be wacky and/or full of yearning. So if you're game, provide fandom(s), characters and prompt (by which I mean, slice of a song, bit of poetry, three things you want and two things you don't -- no specific plot points -- that sort of thing). If I could write you a story, what would it be?

From astrogirl2 and izhilzha:
If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fiction in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

Don't expect me to write 'em or anything. I'm just curious to hear the answers. :)

Gackked from lizbee:
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return(and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Following the footsteps of astrogirl2 because I feel obligated:
The first 10 5 people to comment on this post get to request a drabble (real drabble: 100 words exactly) from you. In return, they have to can if they want to post this in their journal and write a drabble for you. Post all fandoms you're willing to write for.

Your friends (or, for that matter, random strangers) can pick a relationship, a story arc, a missing scene, or pretty much anything they want, unless the author has previously mentioned that they will not write it. They comment with what they want, and you write drabbles and post it in your LiveJournal.

Fandoms: Blake's 7, Doctor Who (any era), Stargate SG-1 (seasons 1-5), and Highlander are the ones closer to the fore of my brain; other fandoms you may have heard me mention I can write for but (a) may require Research, which I shouldn't be wasting my time doing as I'm supposed to be thinking about Multiverse and (b) no guarantees.
Other restrictions: no slash

Imitated from astrogirl2

If you give me one or more titles of stories I didn't write (optional: characters or other details) I'll give you a summary of the nonexistent story.